“Well gee, maybe because it was in my room, with my stuff, where you’re not supposed to be unless there’s something you really, really need out of there?”
“When I said traditional I didn’t mean go the hell nuts with paint. Does that stuff even come out?”
“Correction, officer, it was in the hamper by the laundry room.”
“As for the paint? Well, I may know a few tricks,
hairspray usually does the trick- or rubbing alcohol. Now, this is assuming you want to tone the attitude down and step off, of course.”