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        “You ruined my good one. My favorite one!
           I mean did you even think of asking me?!”
            That’s what got Reggie, the carelessness.

      “Necessary my ass. I have plenty of old
         ones you could’ve used instead of screwing
           up my T-shirt!”

“Come on, Reg, how was I supposed to know?
You were at work and, if I remember correctly,
y o u were the one to tell me to try more 
                 traditional art.”

“If it’s really that horrific for you,
          I’ll go buy you a new one.”
Or, y’know, try washing the offending paint off.