Reggie;;

     “Well gee, maybe because it was in
      my room, with my stuff, where you’re
      not supposed to be unless there’s something
      you really, really need out of there?”

“When I said traditional I didn’t mean
go the hell nuts with paint. Does that
stuff even come out?”

“Correction, officer, it was in the
     hamper by the laundry room.”

“As for the paint? Well, I may know a few tricks,
        hairspray usually does the trick- or rubbing alcohol.
         Now, this is assuming you want to tone the attitude
         down and step off, of course.”